Yeah this was just a failure on my part, I was too lazy to go the ISR route and was on the Cloudflare free plan. I was not expecting any traffic haha.

Get a VPS and host it there. Costs less than a cup of coffee a month, with tens of TB of traffic.

Nice article by the way!

oh I probably should, but I'm kinda busy with checks notes trying to feed my family :D

Not really, no.

As this post was inspired by "Programming Sucks," that the traffic generated by it made something break is quite on point.