Haha, I love this humor, it's the kind I write in a frenzy of enthusiasm and inspiration often fueled by a sudden realization of the crazy state some things are in.

I also have gotten a lot slack for it. But I see it as a way to convey that new feeling of wonder and awe a child has upon entering a new world. Challenge the assumptions, make up some nice words, pretend very hard that your academic title is an actual thing that gives you some blessed superpowers (as is the way that people often treat it!). I love it. It's truth wrapped in humor to soften the blow to the ones that think themselves overly important. The "shocked ones" are the ones that I try to avoid in life anyway, nice discussions begin at the edge of your comfort zone.