I read this and (like most readers I suspect) smiled and enjoyed the satire, although I have to disagree with the statement "Drink more coffee" - in my day it should have been "drink more Mountain Dew".
However the article did bring up two unpleasant memories.
1. The suicide of Fes-Mike Moore: http://tech.mit.edu/V113/N2/moore.02n.htmlhttp://tech.mit.edu/V113/N3/martinez.03o.html -- I was living in the dorm room that was directly three floors below his - the Campus Police misread the leading "5" in his room number for a "2" and they came to my room on the night he jumped. I didn't know Fes-Mike personally but I remember seeing him on his roller blades as he came down the central stairwell. He always had a smile for everyone.
2. Carrying a fellow student downstairs who was experiencing severe (what we suspected was) stress-induced ulcer pain to a waiting ambulance.
I can laugh at thess kinds of submissions and my experience at MIT certainly made me stronger (in fact nothing in my professional life has been as hard as MIT, and I say this as someone who has almost been killed on the job more than once), but an elite education isn't something worth dying over. If you are at the breaking point, please take a step back and try to enjoy life a little. A "C" (heck, even an "F") isn't the end of the world.
However the article did bring up two unpleasant memories.
1. The suicide of Fes-Mike Moore: http://tech.mit.edu/V113/N2/moore.02n.html http://tech.mit.edu/V113/N3/martinez.03o.html -- I was living in the dorm room that was directly three floors below his - the Campus Police misread the leading "5" in his room number for a "2" and they came to my room on the night he jumped. I didn't know Fes-Mike personally but I remember seeing him on his roller blades as he came down the central stairwell. He always had a smile for everyone.
2. Carrying a fellow student downstairs who was experiencing severe (what we suspected was) stress-induced ulcer pain to a waiting ambulance.
I can laugh at thess kinds of submissions and my experience at MIT certainly made me stronger (in fact nothing in my professional life has been as hard as MIT, and I say this as someone who has almost been killed on the job more than once), but an elite education isn't something worth dying over. If you are at the breaking point, please take a step back and try to enjoy life a little. A "C" (heck, even an "F") isn't the end of the world.