It turns out that this - "things I've never heard class of person X say" rhetorical device is a fine way to lend credence to what would otherwise be a simple collection of one-line assertions about how to do startups.
So? What's wrong with rhetorical devices? You can't win people over with logic alone. Believe me, I've tried.
So? What's wrong with rhetorical devices? You can't win people over with logic alone. Believe me, I've tried.