It goes both ways; for example, how many Poles have well and truly mastered all of English's tenses?

Heck, personally I think getting the definite and indefinite articles right consistently is a hard enough struggle.

Honestly, Polish pronunciation isn't that tricky, trilled Rs aside.

What're their names? Wikipedia has a great guide:

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Polish/Polish_pronunciation

Feels like a trap.

Imagine how to fix low-level data corruption on your <Insert your DBMS name> Server.

Unfortunately, in this case, you can't necessarily. One of the issues here is that holding on to handles to multiple collections doesn't do what it seems to, and also doesn't fail. Try running this:

    var low = require('lowdb');

    var foo = low('foo');
    low('bar');

    low.on('add', function(collection) {
        console.log("this should be foo:", collection);
    });

    foo.insert({ name: 'foo' });

  low('foo').insert({ name: 'foo' })
  low('bar').insert({ name: 'bar' })
  low('foo').insert({ name: 'foo' })

But I can see that it's a flaw and unexpected behavior. I'm adding this to the enhancements for the next version.

Thanks for spotting it :)

It fixes some initial flaws/bugs and includes some new features. Also, writing is now fault-tolerant and fully asynchronous.

Anyway they will have to pay something for the transfer.

I personally see it as a positive thing because it opens market for new solutions.