Oh man you guys, patio11 has generated massive amounts of content: https://hacker-news.firebaseio.com/v0/user/patio11.json?prin...

I count 8,483 submissions. I'm sure there's something interesting to be done with all of this data. A word frequency chart?

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Edit: So apparently there's a ruby gem that lets you feed it a body of text and generates pseudo-random phrases based on that text.

I present to you the patio11 impersonator: https://gist.github.com/christiangenco/e8d085e47479be0131e1

One of my favorites:

    A nice set of challenges -- kitty at a school with tens of thousands of bucks a year or less immediately.

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Also, a word count on patio11's submissions: 1,052,351. For comparison, all 7 Harry Potter books total 1,084,170 words. patio11 has written the entire Harry Potter series worth of content on HN. Just... wow.

> At 1:30 pm on October 6, 2009, a dozen state and local police converged on Andre Nestor's split-level condo on a quiet, tree-lined street in Swissvale. He was dozing on his living room couch when the banging started. “State police! Open up!” The battering ram hit the door seconds later, splintering the frame and admitting a flood of cops into the house.

> Nestor says he started toward the stairs, his hands over his head, when he came face-to-face with a trooper in full riot gear. “Get on the floor!” yelled the trooper, leveling his AR-15 at Nestor's face. Nestor complied. The cop ratcheted the handcuffs on Nestor's wrists, yanked him to his feet, and marched him into the kitchen.

That seems perfectly reasonable for a non-violent crime.

They say this supports chip-and-PIN, but I don't believe them until they explain how. If I have a chip-and-PIN card from my bank, the chip has an unreadable secret used to generate one-time cryptograms to verify the authenticity of the card. There's no way to get that secret onto my Plastc card. You'd need partnerships with banks to get a new secret the way Apple Pay does. Without those, this sounds like it'll be useless once the chip-and-PIN switch happens in a year or so.